12.5.20 Putting a Brave Face Mask On

Good morning once again everybody! Here at the School of Daddy we pride ourselves in preparing today's youth for the Day After Tomorrow so they won't repeat the mistakes of yesteryear. To that effect we have embarked on a Design Technology project with cross-curricular links to Biology. With new advice on wearing masks in public enclosed spaces where social distancing is not possible, the children have been preparing for this brave new world by designing a range of new and attractive face masks! Some attention has been paid to how they might they be marketed and the children hope the catchy names they have come up with will appeal to those who can (but should not) be working as normal and those who need to (but should not) use public transport. We are proud to present the following collection - descriptions under each photo. Full gas mask drills will be conducted with all the designs once I have made the shed air tight and secured enough bleach and ammonia to ensure the tests are as rigorous as possible.

“Human Cranial Upgrade Serial No. 13409872” - comes with targeting system, emotion inhibitor, iron lung and is 5G and Bluetooth compatible.

The “Doctor’s Orders” - A very flexible and adaptable face covering that can be made as thick or as thin as the levels of virus in your local environment demand - remember stay alert and control that virus! Hat sold separately.

The “Res-beer-ator” - Combines the anti-viral and anti-sobriety properties of large amounts of alcohol. Be protected from both the virus and the dismal reality that surrounds you.

The “Mask-apone” - A cheese cloth and cheese basket based mask. Solid dairy products have never been so good for your health!

The “Pan-demic” - Simple but effective. The addition of boiling water can have a sterilising effect to the facial area as well as providing soothing steam for the lungs. Caution contents may be hot.

The “Bra-vo” - Do your bit to control the virus with this stylish and beautiful mask. No frills? No thanks!

The “Henry-Inhaler” - Ever felt your lungs need a spring clean? Well look no further with this attractive device designed for home use. The powerful vacuum generated by this machine prevents 100% of foreign particles, viruses and airborne gases from reaching your respiratory system!