18.5.20 Food for Thought

Good morning everybody and welcome back to the School of Daddy. We'd just like to take a moment and show our support and admiration for our professional colleagues in educational settings everywhere and their courage as reported by the Daily Mail. We really do welcome the entirely reasonable calls for immediately getting children back in to schools that, despite being completely safe, will enable teachers to actually prove their heroism by facing the dangers of infection head on. Keeping children in groups of fifteen, testing them and their parents after they show symptoms and trusting in fanatical bravery will get our schools running again! However, we are aware that our children will need to be prepared to socialise with others outside the family circle once more in the very near future. To that effect we are happy to say that we have eased our own stringent quarantine precautions and the children are now once again allowed access to socialise with their soft toys and imaginary friends. Here we see them celebrating the reunion and brushing up on their manners and etiquette with a splendid indoor tea party!